Dinner Conversation

A script of typical dinner conversation these days.

A: Dad, It's not my birthday.
Tim: No. It's not.
A: Is it your birthday?
T: Yes.
A (giggles): NO, it's not your birthday yet.  It's not Emerson's birthday.
Me: That's right.
A: It's not your birthday Mom.
Me: No it's not.
A: Kai's 10. It's not Kai's birthday.
T: How old is Abby?
A: I'm threes (holding up 2-4 fingers).
A: It's not Grandma's birthday, right Dad?
T: Right?
A: It's not Lola's birthday.

*And on and on and on until she runs out of people she knows.  The most frequently mentioned people are Emerson, Daddy, Mama, Grandma, "Aunt" Jeremy, Kai, Lola, Reiland and sometimes Jay or Eli.